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Tuesday, 29 August 2023
October Horror Movie Challenge 2023
Saturday, 14 November 2020
Faux Voorhees - Canary faces Friday the 13th A New Beginning
Here's a little addendum to my October Horror Movie Challenge posts; this month I'm trying a little something coined #NewWatchNovember, trying to make all movies, TV etc. I see new to me. Not going to make it formal or anything, it's purely for fun, and it's helping me be more decisive about what things from the unwatched Blu Ray pile I do next. Part of this is taking care of a few leftover things from the October Challenge Pile, both clearing out the spreadsheet (yes, I have spreadsheets to organise my movie viewings) and making space on the DVD rack. Well during this sorting out, I realised that I had on the spreadsheet something that's been on there for ages which I still hadn't seen; Friday the 13th Part V. The only reason I actually have a copy of it is that it's on the same Blu Ray disc as Part VI Jason Lives, easily my favourite of the entire run, but I've never even bothered to watch V normally, because of its terrible reputation. When something is considered "the worst one" in a series like Friday the 13th, which isn't exactly a critical darling at the best of times, you know that's something pretty bad. So given it was the date itself yesterday, I decided to have a mini-challenge; see if I could get a bunch more donations on the Fundraiser on the promise that I spend that evening (on a Friday the 13th that had started out very, very, very well) slogging through this. Well, the people spoke with their wallets, so let's dig into the Friday that even a lot of die hard Jason fans have turned their backs upon. Spoilers ahoy...
Thursday, 29 October 2020
What Would Ingmar Think? - The Canary Visits The Last House on the Left
Well, I decided to tackle the other big video nasty from the pile whilst I was at it. Tackling Cannibal Holocaust actually did generate a bunch of donations (is that what it takes to make you give, MY SUFFERING?!?), so might as well see if I can go for a double. It's the film that I think more than any other personified the sheer brutality of US exploitation cinema at the time, really got the ball rolling on quite a few other horror projects later in the decade, and had one of the best movie taglines of all time, which you can see in that trailer below... pity then it's such utter shite (oh, Spoiler for the review I guess). It's 1972's The Last House on the Left.
Wednesday, 28 October 2020
Canary vs. The Ultimate Nasty - Cannibal Holocaust
Well, I was going to watch this one when the fundraising hit a certain level, but I decided to go ahead with this before then because I figured that I didn't want to have it lurking in the corner of the bedroom until next year. So I decided to face it, a real challenge for me to sit through the whole thing. As promised, I'm going to give my full thoughts on this one, mainly so I can properly purge the memory, and have something constructive from putting myself through it. It's the poster child for the whole Video Nasties moral panic (somewhat literally, its poster was the main image used in a lot of news stories at the time), it's 1979's Cannibal Holocaust.
I'm not going to embed the real trailer, as even that is shockingly explicit, you can see it here if you like. So I'll pepper this article with some trailers and clips for other cannibalism movies that I actually like.
Monday, 31 August 2020
October Horror Movie Challenge 2020 - Fundraising Begins
"Two more months till Halloween!
"Halloween!
"Halloween!
"Two more months till Halloween!
"Silver Shamrock!"
Friday, 1 November 2019
October Horror Movie Challenge 2019 – Round Up & Awards
Anyhoo, with the month finished, that's it for another year of my October Horror Movie Challenge! Another October gone by, and yet more reasons for me to question why I am a fan of this genre at all. Still, I've actually achieved a new record this year; last year was my previous best with 49 titles watched, this year I made it to 52! W00t! Now, whether I deliberately try to exceed that next time or not, I'll need to think about, this year was a bit exceptional with the Twilight and Halloween marathons. I suppose it will depend if in charity shop hunting this year I find something that would make for a good marathon then. Still, now it's time to have one last plug of the JustGiving appeal (which is already my most successful one to date!), and have a quick wrap up of my final thoughts on the films, giving out a few awards.
Saturday, 19 October 2019
#Blogtober 19 - October Horror Movie Challenge - Canary Vs. The Halloween Franchise
Oh. Huh, more next year then. Well, in the meantime, having gone through all of the films released so far, here's my ranking for the series, entry by entry. I'll go favourite to least favourite, as I don't think number 1 is going to be any kind of surprise.
Wednesday, 16 October 2019
#Blogtober 16 - October Horror Movie Challenge - The Two Curses of Michael Myers
Monday, 14 October 2019
#Blogtober 14 - October Horror Movie Challenge - Canary vs. Twilight
Tuesday, 8 October 2019
#Blogtober 8 - Canary Duty - #LFF2019 Part Two
Sunday, 6 October 2019
#Blogtober 6 - Canary Duty - #LFF2019 Part One
Wednesday, 2 October 2019
#Blogtober 2 - October Horror Movie Challenge - Faces of Death
Monday, 30 September 2019
October Horror Movie Challenge 2019 - Play Along at Home
Thursday, 5 September 2019
October Horror Movie Challenge 2019 - Fundraising Begins, With a New Twist!
Sunday, 4 November 2018
October Horror Movie Challenge 2018 – Round Up
Sunday, 30 September 2018
October Horror Movie Challenge 2018 - Pledge and Play Along at Home! #OHMC18
As in previous years, I'm doing this sponsored for Crisis, so please donate what you can. I am likely to turn my brain inside out going through the discards gained from Oxfam shops, lets have at least something good come from the experience. Also, as in previous years, I have a few recommendations of some recent/upcoming releases that you might want to try if you'd like to try the challenge yourself. One good source of films I can recommend right now is Shudder, a very good streaming site with a great selection of horror titles I checked out earlier this year. If you already have Amazon prime channels, you can access it there too. Let's take a look then at some films to get you started with your own journey into fear this year, starting with something coming out on DVD tomorrow...
Monday, 26 September 2016
October Horror Movie Challenge 2016 - Play along at home! #OHMC2016
This year though, I thought I'd preface the challenge itself with something that can help you play along if you so wish. Finding the right titles to watch can be a bit of a minefield, because I will be the first to admit that, with the horror genre these days, there’s a lot of crap out there. So here’s a very quick look at a few recent releases that may have flown under your radars, which are well worth your time (and a lot of these are available to stream or are cheap on HMV's shelves right now, so no need to go digging!). What’s more, I guarantee that none of these end with either “they were dead all along” or “it was the lead character’s split personality”!